Friday, February 29, 2008

You Asked For It, You Got It....




Ok, I will give you guys my "date" review. At some point, I may give her the address here though, so that could be awkward. Anyway, we started talking from Match.com. I have not had a lot of "luck" with that site, but now I am in my free 6 months, so hey, why not...it's free.

Anyway, she had looked at my profile first, then I went and looked at her and realized we seem to have a lot in common so I wrote her an email. She wrote one back and so on and so forth.

So by last Friday we had spoken on the phone a few times and were both free, which is rare so I said "Hey instead of waiting till later in the weekend, do you want to get together tonight?" She was up for it so we made plans.

We met at the bowling alley at the Palisades Center Mall. If you aren't familiar, it is a 4 level IMMENSE mall in Rockland County that we both live near so it makes for a good meeting place. The bowling alley is ultra modern and hip where you can get waiter and waitress service right at the alley and there is a bar plus a DJ spinning hot new sounds. It's also all computerized where you don't have to do ANYTHING these days and the screens at the end of the alley are showing photo art the entire night. They also had a small area where you can do duck pin bowling, air hockey and shoot pool. The place is cool.

We had fun, the food isn't bad and we had the worst waiter in the history of service. We got skins, and I asked for the sour cream to be on the side instead of heaped on top. He put everything on the side, so I got a dish of sour cream, a dish of bacon bits and no cheese at all. When I asked him what was going on, he said "well you asked for it on the side." I didn't even point out what a fucking idiot he was, I just asked if there SHOULD BE cheese with this dish. So fucktard goes and gets a bowl of shredded cheddar cheese and hands it to me. Imagine how appetizing that is! Bare naked hot chunks of potato, not seasoned in any way....with cold cheese in a bowl and cold bacon bits in a bowl. YUMMY!

So, I flag down a different waitress and say, "Is this what this is supposed to look like?" She made a horrified face and said, "You didn't ask for it that way?"

I said, "No, I asked for the sour cream on the side....and this mess is what I got." She apologized and took all the ingredients to my meal back to the kitchen so it could be made properly. I don't know if the guy was JUST new, JUST the stupidest kid on the planet or both but I question how people that are that ill-equipped function and get jobs in the first place. Don't get me wrong, if he actually was "special needs" I would not speak in such a manner and would be a lot more understanding...I think this is just one of these Gen Y losers that can't comprehend the basic's of taking someone's order and then making sure it is correct.

Anyway, so we bowled 2 games and then decided we wanted to try something else, it was REALLY loud in there and very hot. So we walked out in to the mall and checked out the movie situation. We ended up seeing Juno and you already know what I thought of that. She liked it a lot too.

After the movie, we walked outside together and I said goodbye to her at her car.

That is pretty much the date. It was nice and she seems like a cool girl. Since then I've spoken to her a few more times and she actually brought me lunch at work today. She was in the area and stopping at Taco Bell, I jokingly said I wanted a soft taco....actually thinking she was about an hour away. And she said she would be here in 10 mins, so I thought that was pretty cute. We ate in my office, then I showed her around and introduced her to Cheyenne.

So there you have it. If I go on other dates, I will review them for you as well.

(and that concludes our broadcast day)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Juno Movie Review



I am way behind, I saw Juno on Friday night. I actually went with a DATE!!! (maybe I should review my dates on here the way I review movies) It was actually only the 3rd date I've been on since last April. Woo Hoo Party!

Anyway, the movie was very good. I heard nothing but rave reviews about it but wasn't really sure what to expect. I never saw anything else with the lead girl, Ellen Page, so I had no clue first hand how good she was although I've heard good things.

Michael Cera, who I only know from SuperBad was also very funny, but he was pretty much the same character as his SuperBad persona so I don't actually know how good of an ACTOR he is at this point. I'm thinking he is currently having success playing himself.

Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman were both good as the "odd" couple that wanted to adopt her baby. And the peripheral cast all did a nice job as well.

I did agree with the criticism that she was talking WAY older than 16 years old and all the dialogue was written like that. Apparently everyone in this town is snarky and witty and sharp as a tack, including the guy that works at the corner convenience store.

A quick over view if you don't already know. Juno is a 16 year old that had sex with her male friend that had a crush on her because she was bored one day. She ends up pregnant and decides in the waiting room at the abortion clinic that she can't go through with it. So, she decides to keep it and adopt it to a family in need. She looks where we should all look to find adoptive parents: The Penny Saver.

So, she chooses them and they all meet and work out the arrangements and the story moves on from there. The more pregnant she gets, the more complicated EVERYONE'S relationship with each other and her gets.

It is funny and cute and warm and I highly recomend it to anyone that has any interest in it at all.

(I'm at work and shouldn't be on here, so I am aware that isn't my best review)


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Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Dan Band- Hold On

This is probably my favorite of the Dan Band videos, so I've been saving it for you. I actually LIKE this version of this song which isn't a bad song to begin with. This is also some of their most amusing choreography. He tells a slightly amusing story before the song, if you don't have the patience for it, skip in to about 2 minutes in to the video.




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Monday, February 18, 2008

I had a dream...




It is REALLY rare that I remember my dreams. I can't tell you how long it's been since I remembered one, actually. But I had a very odd dream last night that I remembered vividly.

So, I was with people that I couldn't tell you who they are now, but I knew them in the dream. We went sky diving. So, even though I had never done it before I was solo and not tandem. So I pulled when the guy who knew what he was doing told me to and it didn't open properly. So I try to pull the emergency chute and nothing happens. So he starts trying to help me get it open and he is working at the straps and the ground is approaching rapidly...

The landing area we are heading toward is a parking lot, actually the mall in my home town parking lot which is certainly not near where we started, because we started at a tropical island. So, we get so low that I catch myself on the trunks of two cars with my arms, so that I don't hit the ground full speed and have my legs shatter. It would kind of look like this:


(for anyone that doesn't know, I do look like that)

And he is just hovering in front of me, playing with the 'chute. Then we realize that I'm only 2 feet above the ground and that we've already slowed down the momentum, so I just kind of lay day so that I don't hurt my legs. And that is kinda where I woke up. It occured to me when I was awake that, that wouldn't really work because my arms would shoot off and then I would slam feet first in to the pavement. lol


Anyone want to analyze this one for me?


(and that concludes our broadcast day)

Cloverfield Movie Review




I'm exactly one month late on this review. I was busy, sorry lol.

I did see Cloverfield the day after it came out, when I was in Disney. I saw it at Pleasure Island. I have been looking forward to this movie since I saw ads for it before Transformers, so that is going back to early July.

I have to say, for me it was very reminsent of Blair Witch Project, for me. Here is what the 2 had in common in my life:

There was a ridiculously long build up to both of them
There was the obvious handy cam similarities
There was the fact that they were both very ground breaking for their genre' and they were both very ambitious
Lastly, they were both disappointing at the end and didn't give real answers.


I get that they are set up for a sequel and you are supposed to look around on line for clues and blah blah blah...and all that stuff is interesting and cool to me. But bottom line is I shouldn't have more questions about a movie AFTER I watch it, than I had before.

I am sure that a lot of people have opinions on this one and most people I've met since then have LOVED it. But the theater I was watching with, was in agreement with me. There were quite a few people booing the screen when the credits started and talking "smack".

I have to stop getting my hopes up for these creative indie movies!


(and that concludes our broadcast day)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day!!!




Remember when you were in elementary school and everyone in the class made their own little "mailbox" to collect Valentine's in? Then mommy would go buy a 24 pack of Valentine's with your favorite pop culture character on them and you would make one for everybody in class...

Well, this is my Virtual Valentine Mailbox and I would like you to all be my Valentine's. This is really your chance to tell me how much you love me. =)

(I've been trying to figure out how to steal Corky's "tell me you love me-a-thon" idea for over a year and this plan in flawless)

So ladies and gentlemen, let the love flow!

Happy Valentine's Day to you all and I hope it is a good one.





(and that concludes our broadcast day)

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Genie in a Bottle

Too busy and tired the last few days to: blog, visit other blogs, eat healthy, or sleep. Sorry to everyone. It's already 2am and this is the first time I've been on here since sometime yesterday!!!

I should be able to catch up on your worlds tomorrow but for now, I did want to give you something new and fun to look at. Here is that wonderful "The Dan Band" doing a melody of hot new female pop songs. Possibly more entertaining than the originals.




I can't get enough of these videos lately, I show all my employees and leave the audio on when I am doing my end of the night paper work.

Here is their official site too:
The Dan Band


If they tour the east coast, I am getting front row seats, YO!


(and that concludes our broadcast day)

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Belated Movie Reviews

I started writing this in Orlando on January 21st:


I watched two movies right before I started to travel that I never got to review.


The first was “The Heartbreak Kid” starring Ben Stiller.




It is made by the same guys that made There’s Something About Mary. It was funny and you can tell their sense of humor by this point but not as good as “Mary”. That was pretty much their masterpiece.


It is the story of a guy that kept hesitating to take the marriage step and everyone was on his case to stop being such a bachelor. Then he meets a hot blonde and they are getting along great, so he marries her after like 6 weeks of knowing her. Then she turns in to a horror show. She is weird in bed, kind of racist, mean, and has awful hygiene. Then he meets a great girl down in the lobby of their honeymoon hotel and they start spending crazy amounts of time together. That is when the hijinx ensue.

It is what you should expect out of a Ben Stiller comedy at this point. Is it ground breaking stuff? NO. Is it worth the $4 rental if you are just going to hang at home and rent? Yes. It's fun and moves along pretty quickly.

The second movie I watched as I prepared for my trip was "3:10 to Yuma"



This movie is getting heavy Oscar buzz and the two stars are two of the best actors working today. Having said that, I have to say that I didn't like it that much. I just felt that it moved at a snails pace and none of the characters were that "likeable". Russel Crowe plays a ruthless bad guy, but maybe he isn't ALL bad. And Christian Bale plays the "good" guy, but he is doing everything he does out of desperation for his families livelihood (there is no way in hell that is spelled correctly) and isn't necessarily all good. In that though, I didn't REALLY like either of them. I also didn't feel a build to a climax that was interesting enough to not be a let down when the credits finally started to roll.

I seem to be in the minority here of people that didn't like this movie, but I personally wouldn't recomend it.

(and that concludes our broadcast day)